Funny Regret Notebook for Impulsive Thoughts & Permanent Mistakes
Some thoughts should stay in drafts. These don’t.
Permanent Marker: Notes You’ll Regret Later is a funny regret notebook for your boldest, messiest, most impulsive scribbles. Inspired by every late-night rant, unsent letter, and text you definitely shouldn’t have sent, this ruled notebook is here to hold your worst ideas… permanently.
Whether you’re documenting an emotional spiral in all caps or mapping out your villain arc with highlighter and spite, this notebook won’t judge. But it will remember.
Use This Notebook For:
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Drafting rage texts before common sense kicks in
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Petty pros-and-cons lists for your enemies
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Writing letters you’ll never send (but still fold neatly)
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Life plans made during an identity crisis
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Passive-aggressive poetry, internal monologues, or chaotic affirmations
Why You’ll Love (and Regret) This Funny Notebook:
There’s something oddly comforting about putting your mistakes in ink—especially when it’s metaphorically permanent. This notebook is like a Sharpie for your soul: bold, irreversible, and possibly toxic.
It’s the perfect sidekick for writers, overthinkers, and emotionally volatile creatives who process everything through dramatic lists and poorly veiled metaphors.
Notebook Specs:
• 140 dotted pages for unfiltered chaos and late-night rants
• Soft-touch coated cover designed for smudge-prone feelings
• Metal wire-o binding for easy page flipping during breakdowns
• US version: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU version: 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden, emotionally sourced from 3AM
Perfect For:
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The friend who texts “I’m fine” and then rage-doodles for 2 hours
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Writers who need a separate journal just for unhinged content
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Coworkers who need to vent but HR keeps deleting their emails
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Anyone who thinks “permanent” is just a suggestion
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You. Because let’s be honest—you’re already thinking of what to write.
Back Cover Vibe:
This notebook won’t erase your mistakes. It’ll just organize them into chapters.
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