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Black and white circular logo featuring an unimpressed tuxedo cat named Syntax in the center. The top arc reads 'DAMN IT CARL' and the bottom reads 'CREATIVE CHAOS SINCE PROBALY TO EARLY THIS MORNING' with a typo in 'probably too'.
Damn It, Carl!

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