Terms of Service: Vibe Cloud Security™ and the Rise of Emotional Techwear
Meet Syntax & Nil, your burnout security team. Explore Emotional Techwear and vibe responsibly with the official Vibe Cloud Security™ Terms of Service.
Category Lore & Chaos
The Funny Creative Workshop That Isn’t One (But Kind of Is)
Launching a workshop for creatives who hate workshops? Meet the funny creative workshop that’s more spiral than structure. With cartoons, chaos, and snacks.
Meet Nil: The Funny Burnout Hoodie for Your Debug Era
Running in Safe Mode? Meet Nil—the sarcastic robot behind our new funny burnout hoodie. Soft, passive-aggressive, and ready to spiral with you.
Creative Burnout Recovery and the Birth of Dumb Merch – A Damn It Carl Story
Burnout didn’t lead to rest—it led to a cat-led merch store. Here’s how emotional collapse became catharsis through dumb, honest, chaotic creativity at Damn It Carl.
Why We Made a Cringe Noodle Mug (and Why It’s Perfect for Emotional Wrecks)
Some merch starts with market research. Ours started with a breakdown. The Cringe Noodle mug didn’t begin as a product. It began as a phrase blurted out during a 2 a.m. Slack message that combined exhaustion, embarrassment, and a sad…
Meet Syntax the Cat – CEO of Chaos at Damn It Carl
Meet Syntax the Cat, the silent CEO of Damn It Carl. She doesn’t speak. She doesn’t blink. But she runs this brand with pure judgment and passive-aggressive vibes.