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You’re Wearing Me Out

Cartoon illustration of Present Carl confronting Past Carl through a swirling blue portal. Present Carl shouts, “You called me worthless!” while Past Carl raises a hand in defense. Syntax sits nearby smirking, with a speech bubble saying, “Who’s dragging who down?” and a caption below reading “SYNTAX MONITORING.”

Present Carl opens a portal to the past and has a long-overdue conversation with the version of himself that taught him to self-destruct first. Syntax supervises. Judgmental commentary included.