Cringe Noodle Tee – Wasabi Ex Text Edition (It hurts, and you asked for it.)

Cringe Noodle Wasabi Tee – Ex Text Edition

(It hurts, and you asked for it.)

The cringe noodle wasabi tee is not for the faint of heart—or the emotionally well-adjusted. This shirt is the wearable version of re-reading your own messages and asking, “Was I okay?”

Featuring the iconic red-and-green cup design from the Cringe Noodle collection, this flavor is called Wasabi Ex Text for a reason. It’s sharp, it stings, and it leaves a trail of regret long after you’ve hit send.
Perfect for anyone whose coping mechanism is rehashing old relationships like they’re spicy instant noodles.

The front of this funny cotton t-shirt proudly displays the Cringe Noodle branding and that haunting phrase: “You’ve made worse decisions. Probably.” It’s both a warning and a comfort. And if your group chat hasn’t already roasted you for that text, this shirt will.

Made from high-quality cotton, the cringe noodle wasabi tee has a soft, classic unisex fit that flatters your damage. Whether you’re sulking through Sunday errands or spiraling at brunch, you’ll look unreasonably composed.

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🧵 Product Specs:

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton

• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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⚠️ Disclaimers:

• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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💔 TL;DR:

The cringe noodle wasabi tee is for anyone who’s been ghosted, blocked, unblocked, and ghosted again. It’s your emotional damage, but make it fashion.