Certified Vibe Cloud Analyst Hoodie – Burnout Support from Nil

Stay warm, stay self-aware.

The Certified Vibe Cloud Analyst Hoodie is soft, sarcastic armor for people who’ve run out of emotional RAM. Featuring Nil’s iconic square stare and the tagline:

“I audit my emotions. Do you?”
…it’s part of the Emotional Techwear line created for burned out thinkers, feelers, and spreadsheet screamers alike.

This burnout support hoodie reminds the world you’re doing the inner work—and you’ve got documentation to prove it.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!