Carl, seven minutes late to a meeting he didn’t remember agreeing to.
Syntax, already briefed and operating on pure instinct.
Because nothing says “professional presence” like a stolen granola bar and a tactical feline extraction.
Welcome to hybrid work, where your cat’s priorities override your calendar, your snack, and your dignity.
Corporate buzzwords can’t save you now.
Syntax has initiated Silent Extraction Protocol.
(And no, they never did circle back to Carl.)
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