Carl (supervised by Syntax)

Carl (supervised by Syntax)

  • Joined: December 23, 2025
  • Articles: 14

You Had This Coming

A four-panel comic. Carl tries to fit a 4-hour meeting into a 3-hour block while Syntax the cat knocks over his coffee. Caption: “Syntax saw your calendar. You had this coming.”

Carl, deep in calendar denial.Still convinced he can quantum bend time to fit a 4-hour meeting into a 3-hour block. Syntax, meanwhile, has reviewed your agenda.And your life choices.He is… displeased. Syntax has questions.None of them polite.All of them ending…

Consider That a Performance Review

A four-panel comic titled “The Stairway Trap.” Carl says “Then I’ll circle back on that…” and Syntax the cat swipes him from the stairs. Caption: “Consider that a performance review.”

“Then I’ll circle back on that…” Famous last words. Because while you’re rehearsing your corporate deflections, Syntax is rehearsing his uppercut. Timing? Impeccable. Target? Your ego. And maybe your jawline. Consider this your mid-year review.Feedback is swift. And delivered via…

Silent Extraction Protocol

A four-panel comic titled “Camera’s On, Chaos Engaged.” Carl is late to a video meeting while Syntax the cat quietly steals his snack and walks off.

Carl, seven minutes late to a meeting he didn’t remember agreeing to.Syntax, already briefed and operating on pure instinct. Because nothing says “professional presence” like a stolen granola bar and a tactical feline extraction. Welcome to hybrid work, where your…

“Also, Your CSS Is Garbage”

A four-panel comic titled “Five Minutes, Max.” Carl, past his deadline, says “Almost there… just five more minutes.” Syntax the cat knocks over his coffee and says “I’m hungry. Also, your CSS is garbage.”

Carl, two hours past his deadline, chanting the sacred coder’s mantra:“Almost done… just five more minutes.” Meanwhile, Syntax waits. Unimpressed. Unfed. Unfiltered. Because while you spiral into a caffeine-fueled bug fix and existential despair, your feline project manager has three…